Nancy Drew and the Case of the Missing Blog
Hello kittens!
Many apologies for the extended blogging hiatus...but I am back now, with a slew of rants and raves to delight you with. First and foremost, this posting is ONLY to let you know that I am on holiday at the moment, (soon to return) and that all rants will continue soon enough. Secondly, I WILL update all of you on the comings and goings of three weeks (!) or so. And I sincerely hope not to disappoint. As usual, my life has mirrored a jam-packed, freakish Bollywood talkie, complete with singing, dancing and cute outfits (and closeted Indian man, a la Salman Khan! Though, alas, not quite so flamingly obvious!)
A few teasers of what is in store:
1- A drive by disaster
2- Cradle Snatching
3-Auntie/Uncle hell
4-Being an Orphan
5-Airport Driving
6-Indian Men parts two/three and four!
Ah, what wonderous tales await thee! All I can say is...sit tight and don't all of you go and get your panties in a twist! I will be blogging away soon enough, you slave drivers!
posted by outrageousminx @ 1:06 PM
3 Comments:
Cant wait Minxy..come back soon.
R
We demand postings!!!!! now!!!
aah.. mademosielle,
Stumbled onto your blog, and since it has regaled me (for a perhaps what would have otherwise been a boring hour or so), I decided to indulge your vanity and fluff your ego, and let you know what you write pretty ok, with occasional flashes of brilliance. Perhaps I can be generous, no? ok .. oui! You write fantabulously :)
Anyways, though anachronistic, I thought I would give you a few pearls of wisdom (atleast they look like pearls on this side of the screen) about your "situation with J.S in August":
The Observations:
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1. He likes you, though not in the "damn.. I have to have you... right now" way.
2. You like him 3 times more than he like you. So, estimate his feelings for you.
3. He is fond you, which does not necessarily translate to "I want to go to movies with you because it will be an oppurtinuity to morph our relationship into something else". Just, fond of you.
4. He contacts you whenever, though it seems always late for you because you expect the call sonner given your 3:1 disposition towards him.
5. Depending how much evolved his game is, it is possible that he might be conciously playing you, as in, giving you just enough to linger and nothing more, coz evolved playas think that way ("sex is not the end, its her frigging mind I am after, Charlie"). But, I doubt it.
[ In essence, its all in your head.. you are smitten by him way too much than he is by you ] Remember this principle, and strategize accordingly... its all about power, bella.
The Strategy:
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1. Be a Minx. Hide your fellings, and the delusions of bollywood romantic grandeours. Though they can bring you joy in solitude, they must be never seep out into your interaction with him and turn you into a bumble bee.
2. Respond to his communications, but not to eagerly... 1:1 ratio though you might be tempted to send emails in 3:1 ratio.
OR
1. Fuck the games, be honest and discontinue communication with him, if his interludes into your life tend to make you give them more emphasis than you ought to.
ciao, petite Hester.
PS: Considering this advice comes from a 23 yr old desi guy (the rameswaram grease hair clan), I think you should give a little more credit to their emotional maturity.
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